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[Ottercat]

OMANUEL'S VERY COOL CRASH REPORT
FOR APRIL 13TH INCIDENT IN OCEAN PLAYGROUND
for Zera XOXOXO

Location: Mermaid Bay
Time: about 10:45 PM AKST
Status: Chillin with the fishes as one do.

I was makin vibes over south of the octomaids' village gettin some ~SSS~ head from a girl w/ rainbow fins. Did a good job. Very good! Went in for seconds. Watching the sun set. Livin the dream.

After the second blast - u need to know this and u are welcome - start seein red spots. Thinkin shit, need to hydrate or somethin. I go to dismount the headgear, log out. Can't. UI frozen or??? I can still move around + feel everything. Notice while testing that red spots are forming on horizon, not in my is.

Freakin out now. Mergurl dont care, she just want me 2 hold still. Start seein dark shit in the water tho, gettin hard to be hard, h4. (Still hard tho do not doubt my manhood queen) Dark things movin round like eels. Took screenshot, moment of clarity. Here:

   

Them eyes look at me. They start crawlin on her, she dont notice. She start jerkin around like computer stutterin or somethin, actually kinda nice. Can we make that a thing on purpose? U should try it boss.

They slide off her on2 me. I aint hard anymore Im scared as shit. Ava stops responding to input but I can still move. Out of body shit. Again very cool but also scary as hell, watchin slither things engulf my boy. Tried to screenshot again but it aint right.

   

UI freakin out 2.

Water starts buggin out. chunks of the world look like they unloadin. Texture errors and glitch shit everywhere, more by the second. Horrible noise, swear somethin talkin but can't make it out. Like old-school text 2 speech soft. Hurtin my ears by the end, everything just noise. Whole thing crashes. PC needs hard reset 2 recover. Fuckin wild.

Headgear released on its own, bw. Kept makin the noise until PC power cut. Running full scan now, but initial vscan turned up nothin new. Dont think it gave me an ITD. Thank fuck.

Was shakin all night tho. Couldn't stop. Fine now. Just freaked me out I think.

Pls fix and/or make sexier.

- OM, sexiest goatman

[Ottercat]

23:21:30: -- OMANUEL has sent you SPOOKY_SEXY_CRASH_REPORT.tx7 --
23:21:40: ZERA: Slick, thanks.
23:22:25: OMANUEL: no prob z
23:23:10: ZERA: screens help. I'm... not sure what all I'm looking at though.
23:23:25: ZERA: I'll need to look through the salvage logs, I guess.
23:23:45: ZERA: No promises on the out of body mode or glitch-suk tho h4h4 you weirdo
23:24:04: OMANUEL: Man likes what he likes. @u.u@
23:24:31: OMANUEL: Oh also
23:24:36: OMANUEL: Can you fix my login??
23:24:44: ZERA: What about it?
23:24:56: OMANUEL: Won't let me back in.
23:25:03: OMANUEL: Says I'm still logged.
23:25:41: ZERA: That shouldn't be possible after a full reboot...
23:25:44: ZERA: I'll give it a look though.
23:25:52: OMANUEL: Thanks, boss.
23:25:59: OMANUEL: U the best!
23:26:11: OMANUEL: Anyway shift start soon. cyu
23:26:26: ZERA: You on perimeter again?
23:26:32: OMANUEL: yeah
23:26:39: ZERA: Good luck. Don't crisp out there.
23:26:44: OMANUEL: I am touched Z
23:26:51: OMANUEL: I'll be fine tho. ain't so bad up here. Chilly, even!
23:27:02: ZERA: h4 alright.
23:27:07: ZERA: cyu
23:27:11: -- OMANUEL is now OFFLINE --

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