Sometimes when you're spinning around the headspace of an idea, something just leaps out at you as extremely and immediately relevant. How fun! This happens with Lonely sometimes too, maybe I should start a thread for that, I'd have a lot to put in that one lol.

Quote:OMANUEL'S VERY COOL CRASH REPORT
FOR APRIL 13TH INCIDENT IN OCEAN PLAYGROUND
for Zera XOXOXO

Location: Mermaid Bay
Time: about 10:45 PM AKST
Status: Chillin with the fishes as one do.

I was makin vibes over south of the octomaids' village gettin some ~SSS~ head from a girl w/ rainbow fins. Did a good job. Very good! Went in for seconds. Watching the sun set. Livin the dream.

After the second blast - u need to know this and u are welcome - start seein red spots. Thinkin shit, need to hydrate or somethin. I go to dismount the headgear, log out. Can't. UI frozen or??? I can still move around + feel everything. Notice while testing that red spots are forming on horizon, not in my is.

Freakin out now. Mergurl dont care, she just want me 2 hold still. Start seein dark shit in the water tho, gettin hard to be hard, h4. (Still hard tho do not doubt my manhood queen) Dark things movin round like eels. Took screenshot, moment of clarity. Here:

   

Them eyes look at me. They start crawlin on her, she dont notice. She start jerkin around like computer stutterin or somethin, actually kinda nice. Can we make that a thing on purpose? U should try it boss.

They slide off her on2 me. I aint hard anymore Im scared as shit. Ava stops responding to input but I can still move. Out of body shit. Again very cool but also scary as hell, watchin slither things engulf my boy. Tried to screenshot again but it aint right.

   

UI freakin out 2.

Water starts buggin out. chunks of the world look like they unloadin. Texture errors and glitch shit everywhere, more by the second. Horrible noise, swear somethin talkin but can't make it out. Like old-school text 2 speech soft. Hurtin my ears by the end, everything just noise. Whole thing crashes. PC needs hard reset 2 recover. Fuckin wild.

Headgear released on its own, bw. Kept makin the noise until PC power cut. Running full scan now, but initial vscan turned up nothin new. Dont think it gave me an ITD. Thank fuck.

Was shakin all night tho. Couldn't stop. Fine now. Just freaked me out I think.

Pls fix and/or make sexier.

- OM, sexiest goatman

Hi, all!

I've added a general KA forum for all KA-related discussion! Stream stuff, sketch comms, schedule, KASK, all go in here for now!

This presently includes any discussion of Dream Sphere! After a brief chat with Swot it does seem ideal to make the DS section somewhere only I can post to keep the entries archived in order and uninterrupted. If there's an overwhelming amount of DS threads or the like I will consider moving them to a child forum, but at present I do not particularly expect those to be too numerous off the back of two entries and a pretty low reader count. We'll see how it evolves!

I may have some fun ways you can interact more with DS in the future, but we'll get into that once there's a bit more established!

KASK Entries 001-003:

   

Y'know I did this one as Aist fuel and I'm sure he'll dig it but also boy ain't even in here yet smh u_u

Quote:23:04:11: BOTAMI: What happened?
23:04:17: BOTAMI: Is it back on??
23:04:22: SWIMSONG: It just up and died again
23:05:01: UNO: i wish zera would tell us these things in advance...
23:05:05: -- ZERA has entered the chat --
23:05:15: SWIMSONG: Speak of the devil
23:05:16: ZERA: whattup nerds?
23:05:17: BOTAMI: What happened???
23:05:50: ZERA: Chill out. it's running again.
23:06:00: ZERA: We lost some instances again though.
23:06:04: ZERA: sorry, Song.
23:06:10: SWIMSONG: What why
23:06:55: SWIMSONG: Nooooooo Emmy my beloveddddddd!!!
23:07:11: ZERA: yeah...
23:07:19: ZERA: I salvaged what I could but I still need to go over the data.
23:07:28: ZERA: We lost four. Ocean playground got hit the worst.
23:07:35: UNO: oof
23:07:37: BOTAMI: Please tell me the monster girl instance survived!
23:07:45: ZERA: It... did not.
23:07:58: BOTAMI: God dammit.
23:08:20: BOTAMI: You never do repeats either, huh?
23:08:22: UNO: sorry ami, looks like your flussy is on hold for now
23:08:26: BOTAMI: ci!!!
23:08:32: BOTAMI: You just can't understand our floral connection!!!
23:08:46: UNO: h4
23:08:49: ZERA: Space opera and rodent instances crashed too.
23:09:02: UNO: nobody liked the rats anyway
23:09:12: SWIMSONG: they weren't rats
23:09:12: BOTAMI: They weren't rats!!
23:09:15: BOTAMI: jinx!!
23:09:36: SWIMSONG: this sux, z
23:09:52: SWIMSONG: are you gonna bring them back?
23:10:00: LOSTEAGL: Everyone knows she never does repeats.
23:10:07: BOTAMI: Eagle returnss!!
23:10:14: ZERA: @SWIMSONG:: not yet.
23:10:21: ZERA: I'm trying to investigate why they keep failing.
23:10:50: LOSTEAGL: Probably because you stole the soft, h4
23:11:16: UNO: u think this is all just antipiracy measures??
23:11:24: LOSTEAGL: Be my guess, yeah.
23:11:29: ZERA: Not convinced.
23:11:39: LOSTEAGL: Oh?
23:12:02: ZERA: I've been watching for patterns.
23:12:15: ZERA: I might have a lead.
23:12:18: OMANUEL: I was in Oceanic when it happened.
23:12:21: ZERA: what!?
23:12:22: LOSTEAGL: What!?
23:12:28: SWIMSONG: That's a first...
23:12:28: UNO: @ZERA @LOSTEAGL:: now kiss
23:12:29: ZERA: Impossible.
23:12:33: UNO: kiss?
23:12:36: ZERA: That too.
23:12:40: LOSTEAGL: Ouch.
23:12:50: ZERA: Any time anyone's been on-instance when it started going south, DS kicked them.
23:12:54: ZERA: you didn't get kicked??
23:13:12: OMANUEL: I did not.
23:13:28: OMANUEL: U want to know what happened, right?
23:13:34: ZERA: Desperately.
23:14:18: OMANUEL: Too long for client. I will compile a report, cap'n.
23:14:24: ZERA: I'd appreciate that a lot.
23:14:27: LOSTEAGL: Ditto.
23:14:33: LOSTEAGL: I'd love to know what's going on.
23:14:36: UNO: z what are u replacing the lost ones with
23:14:51: ZERA: Just one for now.
23:15:02: UNO: one???
23:15:03: SWIMSONG: We're down three, huh
23:15:13: ZERA: Well, doing the same thing over and over isn't getting me anywhere.
23:15:16: ZERA: So yes, just one.
23:15:18: ZERA: For now.
23:15:24: UNO: u gonna cave and give us a toon world?
23:15:38: UNO: jiggly girls high school is out on the main srv
23:15:46: UNO: good luck competing with that
23:15:47: BOTAMI: oh no
23:15:49: SWIMSONG: This is how Gigdi died
23:15:52: BOTAMI: ZERA is typing
23:15:55: LOSTEAGL: ZERA is typing
23:15:56: UNO: wat
23:16:01: UNO: who was gigdi?
23:16:02: BOTAMI: RIP, dude
23:16:03: SWIMSONG: Duck and cover!!!

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Will I be caving and turning this one into a miniseries thing? Discuss!

   

Horny On Mane, now in forum format, maybe just for Swot??? Let's find out together.

Camazan seems to exist and be cannon within the Witches's Thralls universe.
This means the rest of you will be exposed to my (likely limited) attempts to translate Camazan.
What I am currently trying to figure out is the best format it.
I have a friend who specializes in translating dead and fantasy languages (and is a teacher in this field) with whom I am going to consult on this once they do not seem excessively busy.

There is no escape.