Y'know I did this one as Aist fuel and I'm sure he'll dig it but also boy ain't even in here yet smh u_u

Quote:23:04:11: BOTAMI: What happened?
23:04:17: BOTAMI: Is it back on??
23:04:22: SWIMSONG: It just up and died again
23:05:01: UNO: i wish zera would tell us these things in advance...
23:05:05: -- ZERA has entered the chat --
23:05:15: SWIMSONG: Speak of the devil
23:05:16: ZERA: whattup nerds?
23:05:17: BOTAMI: What happened???
23:05:50: ZERA: Chill out. it's running again.
23:06:00: ZERA: We lost some instances again though.
23:06:04: ZERA: sorry, Song.
23:06:10: SWIMSONG: What why
23:06:55: SWIMSONG: Nooooooo Emmy my beloveddddddd!!!
23:07:11: ZERA: yeah...
23:07:19: ZERA: I salvaged what I could but I still need to go over the data.
23:07:28: ZERA: We lost four. Ocean playground got hit the worst.
23:07:35: UNO: oof
23:07:37: BOTAMI: Please tell me the monster girl instance survived!
23:07:45: ZERA: It... did not.
23:07:58: BOTAMI: God dammit.
23:08:20: BOTAMI: You never do repeats either, huh?
23:08:22: UNO: sorry ami, looks like your flussy is on hold for now
23:08:26: BOTAMI: ci!!!
23:08:32: BOTAMI: You just can't understand our floral connection!!!
23:08:46: UNO: h4
23:08:49: ZERA: Space opera and rodent instances crashed too.
23:09:02: UNO: nobody liked the rats anyway
23:09:12: SWIMSONG: they weren't rats
23:09:12: BOTAMI: They weren't rats!!
23:09:15: BOTAMI: jinx!!
23:09:36: SWIMSONG: this sux, z
23:09:52: SWIMSONG: are you gonna bring them back?
23:10:00: LOSTEAGL: Everyone knows she never does repeats.
23:10:07: BOTAMI: Eagle returnss!!
23:10:14: ZERA: @SWIMSONG:: not yet.
23:10:21: ZERA: I'm trying to investigate why they keep failing.
23:10:50: LOSTEAGL: Probably because you stole the soft, h4
23:11:16: UNO: u think this is all just antipiracy measures??
23:11:24: LOSTEAGL: Be my guess, yeah.
23:11:29: ZERA: Not convinced.
23:11:39: LOSTEAGL: Oh?
23:12:02: ZERA: I've been watching for patterns.
23:12:15: ZERA: I might have a lead.
23:12:18: OMANUEL: I was in Oceanic when it happened.
23:12:21: ZERA: what!?
23:12:22: LOSTEAGL: What!?
23:12:28: SWIMSONG: That's a first...
23:12:28: UNO: @ZERA @LOSTEAGL:: now kiss
23:12:29: ZERA: Impossible.
23:12:33: UNO: kiss?
23:12:36: ZERA: That too.
23:12:40: LOSTEAGL: Ouch.
23:12:50: ZERA: Any time anyone's been on-instance when it started going south, DS kicked them.
23:12:54: ZERA: you didn't get kicked??
23:13:12: OMANUEL: I did not.
23:13:28: OMANUEL: U want to know what happened, right?
23:13:34: ZERA: Desperately.
23:14:18: OMANUEL: Too long for client. I will compile a report, cap'n.
23:14:24: ZERA: I'd appreciate that a lot.
23:14:27: LOSTEAGL: Ditto.
23:14:33: LOSTEAGL: I'd love to know what's going on.
23:14:36: UNO: z what are u replacing the lost ones with
23:14:51: ZERA: Just one for now.
23:15:02: UNO: one???
23:15:03: SWIMSONG: We're down three, huh
23:15:13: ZERA: Well, doing the same thing over and over isn't getting me anywhere.
23:15:16: ZERA: So yes, just one.
23:15:18: ZERA: For now.
23:15:24: UNO: u gonna cave and give us a toon world?
23:15:38: UNO: jiggly girls high school is out on the main srv
23:15:46: UNO: good luck competing with that
23:15:47: BOTAMI: oh no
23:15:49: SWIMSONG: This is how Gigdi died
23:15:52: BOTAMI: ZERA is typing
23:15:55: LOSTEAGL: ZERA is typing
23:15:56: UNO: wat
23:16:01: UNO: who was gigdi?
23:16:02: BOTAMI: RIP, dude
23:16:03: SWIMSONG: Duck and cover!!!

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Will I be caving and turning this one into a miniseries thing? Discuss!

   

Horny On Mane, now in forum format, maybe just for Swot??? Let's find out together.

Camazan seems to exist and be cannon within the Witches's Thralls universe.
This means the rest of you will be exposed to my (likely limited) attempts to translate Camazan.
What I am currently trying to figure out is the best format it.
I have a friend who specializes in translating dead and fantasy languages (and is a teacher in this field) with whom I am going to consult on this once they do not seem excessively busy.

There is no escape.

Hi everyone! I know things are just getting started in here, but I am slowly working to make things more habitable. I've made the following tweaks over the last few days:

• [NSFW] prefix added for all users. Please use this for applicable threads going forward!
  (Valid exception: If the entire subforum is flagged as NSFW, it is safe to assume everything in there is NSFW! I maybe don't need the prefix?? I have mixed feelings. Open to input.)
  

• Finally wrote a first draft of the rules, hope that works.
  
• Merged the Hare Moon subcategory with Pony After Dark. I just... don't think it's worth the distinction, presently.
  

Welcome to the forums! Please heed the forum rules so we can all have a generally pleasant time in here!

1. You must be 18 years of age or older and of legal age in your country to view adult content.
   These forums are not separated by age gates and my work appeals heavily to some real freaky sorts. Things probably gonna get nasty in here from time to time. If you're a sweet innocent little bean, go check out our Discord instead, where there are channels more appropriate for you. Anyone found to be lying about their age will be banned without warning. I am not fucking around here. My understanding of US law is that if I don't do otherwise I could go to jail as some sort of wild sex offender, so like... we ain't playing with that. Stay out, kids!
   
2. Hate Speech will not be tolerated. Treat others with due respect.
   Slurs, harmful misinformation, and other such forms of "expression" shall not be tolerated. And we mean real slurs, not things assholes call slurs specifically to try and compare the hate they get for their shit ideologies to real problems people have to deal with for shit they can't control. No TERFs, is what I'm saying. Fuck TERFs. This is a house of love and we ain't gonna tolerate weirdos who just want to drag everyone else down. There is a word filter and I can, in fact, make it replace what you're saying with basically anything. The words I put in your mouth will not please you. There is also a reputation system in place, and you best bet that if I see someone waltzing around with some wild negative number I'll be looking into that.
   
3. Please post under the appropriate categories.
   Sometimes we'll have to move a thread or something. We have the power! But please do not make it a full time job to keep on top of that. Willful misbehavior will be punished with warnings and bans.
   
4. Do not derail discussions.
   Just make a new thread. We can have pretty much infinite threads! it even makes the place look livelier.
   
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How do you think it tastes...?

Going to keep a general log of website updates here slash create this space specifically in which one can harp on me for neglecting it for too long because there's really no reason this should have been in unpublicized beta for over a year.

For anyone needing a link, here you go.

Today's update:

• Attempted adding "versioning" to the javascript lookup in the index and comicpage script lookups to force browsers to ignore cache on what the latest page is. This would not be necessary if I learned how to use JQuery, from what I understand?? Maybe?? I genuinely don't know, so I'm cheating for now.
  
• Got pages and commentary set up for entries #72-86, getting a good dent into Chapter 2. Focused on my own commentary for now and am trying to keep most of it pretty quick. If Kaz wants to add something down the line I can do so pretty easily, but she seemed a bit burnt on the whole thing and understandably it does drag out this process a fair bit.